🐦 Wild Bird Scoop — Full Collection

26 designs, built with the t-shirt-designer skill — across funny, proud-identity, and heartfelt. Each previewed on its recommended garment color, species drawn accurately. Strike anything you don't want; the rest go live.

Funny & punny 16

Attempted Murder

Attempted Murder

a group of crows is literally a "murder"

Tee: Bone

Easily Distracted by Birds

Easily Distracted by Birds

the bird flies off the end of the sentence

Tee: Navy

Living With No Egret

Living With No Egret

"no regrets" — the egret stands in

Tee: Sand

Who Cooks For You?

Who Cooks For You?

the Barred Owl's actual call (deep-cut)

Tee: Heather Grey

What the Finch

What the Finch

a wholesome "what the…"

Tee: Heather Grey

Hawk-ward

Hawk-ward

"awkward" — a sheepish hawk

Tee: Sand

Owl Always Love You

Owl Always Love You

"I'll always love you" — gift pun

Tee: Dusty Blue

Talk Birdy To Me

Talk Birdy To Me

"talk dirty," kept clean

Tee: Forest Green

Resting Grouse Face

Resting Grouse Face

a grumpy grouse

Tee: Bone

Peck Yeah

Peck Yeah

"heck yeah" — woodpecker

Tee: Navy

My Patience Is Wren Thin

My Patience Is Wren Thin

"wearing thin" + wren

Tee: Sand

Bird Watching Is My Cardio

Bird Watching Is My Cardio

the birder humblebrag

Tee: Charcoal

Sip Happens

Sip Happens

wholesome "stuff happens" — hummingbird

Tee: Plum

Hum Sweet Hum

Hum Sweet Hum

"home sweet home"

Tee: Sage Green

Sip Sip Hooray

Sip Sip Hooray

"hip hip hooray"

Tee: Navy

Just Here for the Nectar

Just Here for the Nectar

"just here for the snacks" energy

Tee: Heather Grey

Identity & pride 5

Bird Nerd

Bird Nerd

the universal proud self-label

Tee: Forest Green

Backyard Ornithologist

Backyard Ornithologist

heritage flex badge

Tee: Oatmeal

Eat · Sleep · Bird · Repeat

Eat · Sleep · Bird · Repeat

the lifestyle

Tee: Heather Grey

I Brake for Birds

I Brake for Birds

road-sign confession

Tee: Bone

Hummingbird Whisperer

Hummingbird Whisperer

quiet flex for the feeder-proud

Tee: Dusty Teal

Heartfelt & inspirational 5

Cardinals Appear When Angels Are Near

Cardinals Appear When Angels Are Near

the memorial saying — a top gift seller

Tee: Charcoal

Good Things Come in Small Packages

Good Things Come in Small Packages

heartfelt, giftable — hummingbird

Tee: Dusty Rose

Find Joy in the Little Things

Find Joy in the Little Things

gentle hummingbird

Tee: Cream

The Best Things in Life Have Wings

The Best Things in Life Have Wings

uplifting

Tee: Dusty Blue

Listen to the Dawn Chorus

Listen to the Dawn Chorus

serene sunrise

Tee: Navy

Previewed on garment color, not isolated. For go-live each keeper is regenerated at full print resolution and its background keyed out to a clean transparent PNG, then published to WooCommerce via Printify (tees, plus mugs where they fit). Stripe is wired up in test mode — once the first product is live I'll run a test checkout to confirm the full flow.